cutie babes Mariah
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  • Years old:
  • 29
  • My sexual preference:
  • Man
  • Languages:
  • English, Polish
  • I prefer to drink:
  • I prefer to drink red wine
  • Favourite music:
  • Pop
  • Other hobbies:
  • Drawing
  • I like piercing:
  • I don't have piercings


My mother wore the mask, she thought as she snapped the neck of the lead enforcer.


It is basically a consensus among sex toy connoisseurs that Tantus is one of the very best manufacturers of silicone sex toys on the market.

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You all know that strap-on sex is a big part of my sex life, and that I make a point of reviewing as many strap-ons as I can for the people who share this love. If this blog has ever brought you joy or useful information, please consider supporting me on Patreon or making a one-time donation.

In the last few months, hosting a sex toy review blog on Tumblr has become increasingly hard. Posts with external links were hidden from searches, adult blogs started getting shadowbanned, and recently, adult content has been entirely banned.

I think this is a horrible decision - access to good, varied, inclusive sex ed is essential if you want people to have a fun and safe sex life. Predictably, some of my posts have been definitively hiddenand I take that same risk every time I post a new review. This means I have to leave Tumblr as my primary content hub.

I really regret it - I chose Tumblr for a reason, and not just because it was the cheapest option. For that to be possible, however, I need to pay for self-hosting.

Being a student, this is not easy to budget for. Robot dicks! Tantus has been making a few mechanic-type toys lately, and the one I got to try is their Capsule Petite plug.

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The pulsating technology invented by Womanizer has taken the sex toys world by storm, and Satisfyer hopped on the bandwagon with A Fuckton of models. Their newest model is the Satisfyer Pro Traveler, which is a discreet, luxurious-looking box-like little toy that opens to reveal the Satisfyer nozzle. Butt sex turns me on — has forever — but my butt is not exactly a champion, so I need small toys. And this is a problem as well for people who struggle with vaginal penetration: regular toys are painful, small toys are boring, so you end up just giving up.

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Enter Tantus and their Ripple Small! I am generally not super into fantasy toys, but I make an exception for unicorn horns — must be the gay! So when I learned there was a new indie manufacturer on the block and they made unicorn horns, my interest was piqued. And then I saw a picture of the rainbow version of their toy, and I knew I needed it.

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When I got in touch with Lust Arts, they told me they were willing to send me two toys. The rest of their models are super impressive and well-made, but less up my alley, so I requested another Unicorn Horn, and Lust Arts told me they could make me a custom de! My girlfriend and I had a blast deciding the colours we wanted, and if possible, the resulting blue-and-gold beauty has stolen my heart even more than its Rainbow counterpart.

Bullet vibrators are great. All of those things make them into oft-recommended first sex toys.

However, they also provide very pinpointed stimulation. Being recommended a bullet vibe is kind of useless if pinpointed clitoral stimulation makes your skin crawl or just fails to get you off.

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They took the famed wand vibrator model, and made it tiny. Boasting a power comparable to some of the best bullets out there, and at a very reasonable price. You might remember that I reviewed a Loving Joy toy a while back. It was a vibratorand I was quite impressed by it — Loving Joy seems to be making many good, body-safe affordable toys lately.

Make her do disgusting things for you then pat her on the head and tell her she's a good girl.

The Loving Joy Suction Cup dildo is a very affordable yet anything but boring dildo. All of that for only 20 pounds, which is kind of the lower price limit for silicone dildos. Yes, this toy warrants capslock.

Well, the toy itself is not exactly fantastic. Simply, thankfully good. And mind-blowingly cheap. One I can recommend to people who have no experience with sex toys and want to find out if they like vibrations. One that is, last but emphatically not least, ridiculously cheap, so that being introduced to a good toy only costs about the price of a visit to Starbucks for two.

Nine euros, you all.

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You can finally buy a genuinely good vibrator for nine euros. I am legitimately blown away and bouncing with enthusiasm. Bless Blush Novelties, bless the Gaia. You already know that affordability is a big priority of this blog.

And today, I want to talk about three dildos manufactured by Kenton, the lovely owner of Funkit Toys. Kenton has thought out three uncomplicated but anything but boring dildo models, in four different colours. Each one of those costs only 24 US dollars, the equivalent of 21 euros or 18 pounds. They cater to different tastes and preferences, so I am pretty sure you will like at least one of them. I will be reviewing all three of them in this post, thanks to the generosity of two fantastic ethical sex shops: Spectrum Boutique and Early To Bed. Sex toy reviewer. Bisexual cis woman in a long-distance relationship with a cis woman; disabled cancer survivor; European student.

All of those things are relevant with regards to the toys I select and the things I pay attention to in my reviews, but I make a point of being as inclusive as possible. The best kind of work-out: a review of the Tantus Sport strap-on kit It is basically a consensus among sex toy connoisseurs that Tantus is one of the very best manufacturers of silicone sex toys on the market. Good things come in small packages: a review of the Blush Novelties Noje W1 vibrator Love sex toys tumblr vibrators are great. Dildos with no frills: a review of the Funkit Toys NoFrillDo dildos You already know that affordability is a big priority of this blog.

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